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本篇節選自《馴龍高手》原著，由譯者：學有所長無償漢化，僅供參考，請酌情引用譯文。未經譯者授權禁止轉載譯文。

作者：克蕾西達·考威爾（原著）

譯者：學有所長

(資料圖)

譯文：?

在那天比較晚的時候，小嗝嗝回到家里時，他的父親史圖伊克對他大發雷霆。

“你怎敢公開質疑我，小嗝嗝！”史圖伊克大吼，“質疑我的計劃，還總說什么要和恐懼龍聊聊，明明大家都知道說龍語是禁止的。這不僅是對我不忠，而且還很危險。你終有一天會成為首領，你可不能讓別人以為你會和龍說話。這是不被允許的，而且，呃，這是有點……奇怪！”

小嗝嗝看起來慘兮兮的樣子。他總是想讓父親高興，但是不知怎么他似乎總是做不到。

“向我保證你不會嘗試去和這只怪獸說話！”史圖伊克命令道，“我不想你離它太近！”

小嗝嗝咕噥說他保證。

“還有一件事情！”史圖伊克大喊，“你說這是誰干的？” 史圖伊克舉起一個被嚼爛的劍帶。啊哦。

小嗝嗝的打獵龍，無牙，正虧心地躲在桌子下面。

無牙是古往今來最小的，最可愛的，最喜歡亂鉆的打獵平凡龍（Common-or-Garden）。

而且他也是最調皮的。

“呃……”小嗝嗝嘟噥著，“老鼠？”他期待地說。

“這不是老鼠！這些是一只沒有牙的龍的牙齦印！”史圖伊克喊道，“你的龍，小嗝嗝！而且我估計你是準備告訴我說我這套無價的長矛收藏也是那些噴火老鼠燒的？”

“你那只龍完全失控了！”史圖伊克大叫道，“他不亂啃東西的時候，就去燒我的內褲。這個房子里到處都是焦痕。你得讓他知道是誰作主，小嗝嗝，讓他知道誰是主人。”

然后大塊頭史圖伊克把他肥大的胳膊伸到桌子底下，抓住了無牙的腿，把他拉出來放到桌上。

“你給我聽好了，無汁還是什么的，”史圖伊克堅定地喊道，“下次你要是再燒壞什么或者咬壞什么我就永久地把你從這房子里扔出去，你聽懂了嗎？”

“你看到了吧，小嗝嗝？”史圖伊克解釋道，“這非常簡單。在你面前我作主，所以我負責思考出機智策略，然后你就聽話照做就好了。而在無牙面前你作主，所以你告訴他該怎么做，他照做就行了。現在我得要早點睡了，這樣我才能明天早上早起去打恐懼龍。”

然后他打了一個大大的哈欠，邁著大步去睡覺了。

小嗝嗝責備地看著無牙。

“你不能再自私了。*”小嗝嗝說。

*小嗝嗝在用龍語和他的龍說話，因為小嗝嗝是古往今來都少有的會說這門神奇的語言的維京人。

“但是無牙很餓。”無牙哀嚎著，“是無牙的肚子的錯。它告訴無牙它很空，無牙感覺對不起它……”

小嗝嗝嘆了口氣。

“我們都很餓，無牙。要是你不聽話的話，我很難照顧你。你知道規則是怎么樣的，規則都寫在你的表現表上……不要啃我爸的東西……”

“好——好的。”無牙劇烈地點頭，點得他的角都晃動了。

“不在房子里大小便……”

“不會，不會，一定不會……”無牙說。

“而且絕對不準燒著東西……”小嗝嗝用最堅定的聲音說，“你不想我爸把你扔出去吧？”

“無牙會聽話！”無牙說，“無牙保證。心劃十字，以死起誓。無牙會非常聽話。”

但是我恐怕是知道事實的，無牙背地里用爪子比了個十字。

注：背地里比十字是表示發誓不對自己算數的意思。

原文：

Later that evening, when Hiccup returned home, Stoick, his father, was furious with him.

‘How dare you question me in public. Hiccup!’ yelled Stoick. ‘Criticising my plan, and banging on about talking to the Dreader, when everyone knows that the speaking of Dragonese is forbidden. Not only is it disloyal to me, it’s dangerous. You will be Chief one day and you can’t have them thinking you talk to dragons. It’s not allowed and, well, it is a little… weird!’

Hiccup looked miserable. He was always trying to please his father, and somehow he never seemed to.

‘Promise me you will not try and talk to this monster!’ ordered Stoick. ‘I don’t want you getting too close to it!’

Hiccup mumbled that he promised.

‘And another thing!’ roared Stoick. ‘Who do you think did this?’

Stoick held up the chewed remains of a swordbelt. Uh-oh.

Hiccup’s hunting-dragon, Toothless, was hiding guiltily under the table.

Toothless was the smallest, cutest, most wriggly Common-or-Garden hunting-dragon that anybody had ever seen, before or since.

He was also the NAUGHTIEST.

‘Umm…’ muttered Hiccup. ‘Mice?’ he suggested hopefully.

‘This was not mice! Those are the gum-marks of a fang-free dragon!’ yelled Stoick. ‘YOUR dragon, Hiccup! And I suppose you’re going to tell me that those flame-breathing mice have

set fire to my priceless spear collection as well?’

‘That dragon of yours is completely out of control!’ screamed Stoick the Vast, If he’s not chewing things, he’s burning my underpants. There are scorch-marks all over this house. You have to show him who’s boss, Hiccup, show him who’s boss,’

And Stoick the Vast reached under the table with his big fat arm, and he caught Toothless by the leg, and sat him on the table.

‘NOW LISTEN TO ME, JUICELESS OR WHATEVER YOU’RE CALLED,’ yelled Stoick firmly. ‘THE NEXT TIME YOU BURN SOMETHING OR CHEW SOMETHING I WILL THROW YOU OUT OF THIS HOUSE FOR EVER, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?

‘You see. Hiccup?’ explained Stoick, ‘It’s perfectly simple, I am your boss, so I think up the Clever and Intelligent Plan, and you do as you are told. And you are the boss of Toothless, so you tell him what to do and he does it. Now, I’m going to need an early night if I’m going to bash up that Dreader tomorrow.’

And he gave a gigantic yawn and stomped off to bed.

Hiccup looked at Toothless reproachfully.

‘You have to stop being so selfish,’ said Hiccup.*

*Hiccup was speaking to his dragon in Dragonese, for Hiccup was one of the few Vikings, before or since, who have been able to speak this fascinating language.

‘But T-T-Toothless was hungry,’ whined Toothless. ‘Was Toothless’s tummy’s fault. It told Toothless It was so empty and TootMess felt sorry for It…’

Hiccup sighed.

‘We’re all hungry, Toothless. It’s so hard looking after you if you won’t do what you’re told. You know the rules, they’re all written uf on your star chart… No chewing my father’s stuff…’

‘O-O-OK,’ Toothless nodded his head so hard his horns wobbled.

‘No pooing Insihe the house…’

‘N-n-n-no, no, no…’ agreed Toothless.

‘And absolutely no setting fire to things…’ said Hiccup in his sternest voice.

‘You don’t want my father throwing you out, do you?’

‘Toothless will be g-g-good!’ said Toothless. ‘Toothless promises. Cross Toothless’s heart and hope to hie. Toothless will be very, very good.’

But I’m afraid I know the truth, and Toothless had his claws crossed behind his back.

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